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melissasaurus23
29 January 2010 @ 10:09 am
Hello roommate,
Please wake your sorry ass up, so I can stop tip-toeing around. It's not my fault you're up until 3 am reading. With the lights on. As I'm trying to sleep. Go to the fucking study lounge. I'm pretty sure its one of the reasons I pay $13,000 a year for housing. It's less than 30 feet away. On your way out, turn off the lights. Kaythanks.
 
 
melissasaurus23
15 December 2009 @ 04:02 pm
I can't fucking handle your constant text messages, filled with endearing shit about me being your perfect soulmate.

I don't believe in soulmates.
 
 
Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
 
 
melissasaurus23
are getting cuh-razy!


Nip/Tuck: Matt needs tits to please his bitch-master prison mate. :o Terrible!

Desperate Housewives: Katherine stabbing herself!!! Wtf? What a crazy bitch, that one is.

Sons of Anarchy: Woah, damn! (That's all I can say.)
 
 
Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
 
 
melissasaurus23
03 December 2009 @ 01:34 pm
She's on my fucking bed. Her bed is all of two feet away. Why the fuck can't she watch tv on her own bed?!
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
 
 
melissasaurus23
02 December 2009 @ 10:51 pm
This is a poem I wrote last week. (Feel free to give your advice!)

Twelve Minutes

Funeral orgies sang
pretty.
You could see the people
tearing up.
All sorts of young,
dead.
Enough to make a body ashamed of the
human race.


October 14th, 2009 9:31 am

Two young men, turned ornery
creturs.
Big one, booming mad,
dumb.
Awful last moments. Dead on his
hands.
Mary Jane was redheaded and
beautiful.

Twelve minutes, Cincinnati
town.
Some struck a-crying, no
glory.
Windows smashed. Young
cussing.
Bilgewater High, dozens flocked
blubbering.

Mary Jane, soft and
gentle.
She did live yesterday,
pretty.
But the big one, he hailed
her.
Alas, alas, our poor High
gone.
 
 
Current Mood: creativecreative
 
 
 
melissasaurus23
02 December 2009 @ 10:48 pm
why people cannot seem to properly use a bike round-a-bout. There should be some sort of licensing test. Or at least a minimum IQ to ride a bike.

There.
I said it.


 
 
Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
 
 
melissasaurus23
02 December 2009 @ 01:12 pm
This issue contains a huge feature on my favorite New Moon stars: Jackson Rathbone and Ashley Green. (It also features Nikki Reed and Kellen Lutz, but I could care less about them.)

AND I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!
***Update: I found one on eBay.
For $15. Fuck.


 
 
Current Mood: angryangry
 
 
melissasaurus23
02 December 2009 @ 12:45 pm
This song is amazing. I actually feel like i'm floating through the Milky Way.




 
 
Current Mood: calmcalm